The unimportant things that take up my life, besides alcohol. Just kidding! I might also talk about alcohol.

Friday, 5 July 2013

The End & The Bling

"This is the End" was very funny. I don't really get sick of that Seth Rogen stuff, or I haven't yet. And Danny McBride. Come on.

...oh god, I can't really do any decent reviews right now because I didn't sleep at all last night and it's 7:01 in the morning and I'm sitting in a hotel lobby in Syracuse, which is a pretty sad place. My mom bought me all the clothes I could ever wear, which is great and has also defeated my consumer urges. So I'm in this weird twilight mood-- what do I procrastinate with now, since it's pointless to online window shop?

But if you haven't seen it, go see that above named movie. It's really watchable. Probably don't bother with "The Bling Ring" though. I love Sofia Coppola movies but this one was weirdly flat. It's based on a true story of vapid, teenage break and enter artists. But like, you knew that. It doesn't even show the good stuff from the Vanity Fair article upon which it's based (like all the coke the kids found at Paris Hilton's house). The best part of the movie is Emma Watson, and guess what? She's also in This is the End, so just go see that. You know? The trailer for the Bling Ring is decent and better than the actual movie, so here you go:


Finally, on another personal note, when hanging out with young cousins, beware talking about 14 year old subject matter, such as the hazards of making out with braces on, when you don't actually know how old your cousin is, because she will later reveal she's 11.